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Only 1 Can Sit in My Heart

48+2 Members can sit in a Bus.5+1 can sit in a Car.3+1 can sit in a auto1+1 can sit in a Bike.Only 1 can sit in my Heart,That’s ‘U’ My dear valentine

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O My Dear Valentine

O my dear ValentineWhat's life ?Life is love.What's love ?Love is kissing.What's kissing ?Come here and I show you.

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Kiss From My Heart

C.L.I.C.K. means : C= cant live without uL= love uI= i miss uC= care about uK= kiss from my heart 2 uSo whenever u miss me just say CLICK.

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I Love You On Valentine Day

THERE'S SO SOMETHINGABOUTVALENTINE'S DAYTHAT REALLYTURNS ME ON ..............YOU......YOU....YOU.....I LOVE YOU ON VALENTINES DAYWITH ALL MY HEART...........

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Be my Valentine !

Every time i miss you, a star falls. So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone, its because you made me miss you too much! Be my Valentine!

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Dreaming of You Makes My Night Worth While

DREAMING of you makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes me * smile * HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to do...forever.Happy Valentine's Day.

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Near Ones Are Not Dear

"Near ones r not dear" "Dear ones r not near" It is easy to remember the near ones. But... Very difficult to forget the dear ones.HAPPY Valentine's Day.

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I Wish to Celebrate Every Valentine With You

"I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day

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Take my Heart and Be My Valentine

What do you give a lady so sweet? Who makes my existence so complete. Should She get a Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt pros? A store-bought card with another's word? Anything that's...

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I Care More Than You Know

Wherever I may go;On Valentine's Day I'd like to sayI care more than you know.

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Chocolate Day SMS

This Is A Chocolate Message,For A Dairy Milk Person,From A Five Star Friend,For A Melody Reason,And A Kitkat Time,On A Munch Day,In A Perk Mood To Say,

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Happy Chocolate Day

Today Day Is The Chocolate DayDairymilk For LoveKitkat For SpecialBounty For CoolMars For Best Friend .Sonata 4 Cute HugGalaxy 4 Sweet KissWhat Will You Give Me?

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Chocolate Day 2015 Wishes

There’s Nothing Better Than A Good Friend, Except A Good Friend With Chocolate.Happy Chocolate Day 2015!!!

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Chocolate Day Messages

A Day Without Chocolate Is A Day Without Sunshine.Life Without Chocolate Is Like A Beach Without Water.Same Thing Like The Chocolates, My Life Would Suck Without You !!!

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Happy Rose Day My Love

Happy Rose Day My Love, I Love U, May Our Life WillFull With All Glamour AndHappiness Without Any Thorn.Wishing U Happy Rose Day

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Heart Is For Love

R Is For Red, Red Is For Blood, Blood Is For Heart,Heart Is For Love, Love Is For You, You’re For MeForever. Happy Rose Day.

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Hundreds Of Roses Each Day

The Red Color Shows That I LoveYou, I Promise I’ll Give YouHundreds Of Roses Each Day,In-spite Of It I Can’t Express MyLove For You, I Love You So MuchDear Wish You Very Happy Rose Day

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Sweet as A Rose Bud

Sweet as A Rose BudBright as A StarCute as a Kitten,That’s What U Are. Bundles of Joy Sunshine,And Fun You Are EverythingI Love All Rolled Into a Happy Rose Day 2015

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Happy Rose Day

This is a magical friendship rose.You must pass this rose toat least five friends withinan hour of receiving it.After you do, make a wishand your fondest romantic wishwill come true!Happy Rose Day

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You have touched my Heart

You have touched my Heart,With your Tender Caring Ways,And Filled it so much love,Words can Hardly express,How Much you mean 2 Me,Happy Rose Day.

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I Love You and Wishing You Happy Rose Day

It’s Short But Sweet, It’s Old But NewIt’s From the Heart, It Means only for youI love you and wishing you Happy Rose DayLove is like Air, You’ll never know its ThereUntil you Feel it AndYou’ll Never...

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If you are in Love / Broke up / Single

If You Are In Love:Get The Best Of ItForget The Bad ThingsEnjoy It Because Nothing Lasts ForeverIf You Just Broke Up:Never Cry! Remember That You Were HappyNever Stay Alone! Your Frinds Are ThereHug...

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1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass

1 Stone is enough 2 break a glass,1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart,1 word is enough to fall in love &1 friend is enough to live in this world.

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When you love someone more than they deserve

When you love someone more than they deserve,you always end up with more pain than you deserve.

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ONE WAS BEING LOVED TOO MUCH

Most relationships tend to FAIL for 2 reasonsNot because of the ABSENCE of love. Love is always PRESENT.It's just thatONE WAS BEING LOVED TOO MUCHand the otherWASN'T BEING LOVED ENOUGH..!!!

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